Trick or treat?
Localized vascular throbbing.
acceptable pet names:
- babe
- baby
- sweetie
- cutie pie
- darling
- honey
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- cthulu
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- Leslie
- floor
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
I love you, floor.
I love you too, 2% milk.
(via laughcentre)
(4 days ago)this is
creepy
this is a childs honest opinion about her ‘imaginary friend’…
(Source: theoverworld, via the-krusty-crew)
(4 days ago)When a teacher tells you that your work isn’t good enough.
YOU DO IT THEN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA, EXACTLY.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: choosetheirpaths)
(1 week ago)
I FOUND A SET OF PHOTOS OF MY MOM EATING SALAD ON HER COMPUTER??? I’M SUPER CONFUSED
(Source: pootsy, via laughcentre)
(1 week ago)







